Trump gives “Golden Ticket”

#WQEB973Newz Donald Trump has taken us a step further into the dystopian nightmare that is reality by unveiling a new $5million “golden ticket” visa that will allow elites to flout immigration rules. The Orange Manbaby’s face and signature quiff is – of course – emblazoned across the “gold card” as he plays the role of Willy Wonka.

The world’s most powerful man showed off visa aimed at VIP foreigners to reporters on board Air Force One on Thursday as his face glistened with sweat. The geriatric leader, 78, said the “green-card-privileges-plus” card will allow wealthy elites to buy their way into America and “create jobs”.

📝: @dailystar
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Edwards can’t catch a “Break”

#WQEB973newz Brooklyn coach Jordi Fernandez took the blame for Minnesota star Anthony Edwards’ injury scare in the Nets’ 105-90 loss to the Timberwolves on Thursday night.

“I was out of bounds trying to move out of the way,” Fernandez said. “I definitely have to be faster than that. Players’ health is the most important thing in the game, so next time I just have to move faster.”

Edwards seemed to dodge a serious injury and finished with 28 points and five rebounds as the Timberwolves won their fourth straight game.

He briefly left the game after he stepped backward onto the foot of Fernandez while making a 3-pointer late in the second quarter. Edwards was helped off the court, but returned for the start of the second half.

The Timberwolves are part of a crowd trying to finish among the top six in the Western Conference and avoid the play-in tournament. They can’t afford to lose Edwards.

The three-time All-Star has carried the Timberwolves this season after they traded Karl-Anthony Towns to the New York Knicks in the offseason. Edwards was averaging a career-best 27.3 points before Thursday’s game.

📝: @nba
📸: @sllayshawn