Trump gives “Golden Ticket”

Trump gives “Golden Ticket”

#WQEB973Newz Donald Trump has taken us a step further into the dystopian nightmare that is reality by unveiling a new $5million “golden ticket” visa that will allow elites to flout immigration rules. The Orange Manbaby’s face and signature quiff is – of course – emblazoned across the “gold card” as he plays the role of Willy Wonka.

The world’s most powerful man showed off visa aimed at VIP foreigners to reporters on board Air Force One on Thursday as his face glistened with sweat. The geriatric leader, 78, said the “green-card-privileges-plus” card will allow wealthy elites to buy their way into America and “create jobs”.

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